Just once in my life I want to:

  • Enter a meeting room where middle-aged men and women, wearing business suits and military uniforms, are sitting around a long table, talking animatedly.
  • They grow silent when I enter the room and stand to attention.
  • I tell them “be seated” as a take a seat myself, at the head of the table.
  • Once everyone is seated and giving me their full attention, I bark: “Give me options, people!”