ME
THERMOMETER: Your temperature is “don’t be such a hypochondriac you don’t have the rona” degrees.
ME (before the rona): <Bleeding profusely, skin inflamed, boils, hacking wheezing cough, seizures, occasional blindness> Probably nothing. It’ll go away on its own in a couple of days.
ME (now): <coughs once, softly, slight headache> OMG I got the rona I’m gonna die!
We’re “taking our temperature with a mercury thermometer” years old.
ME (before the rona): I haven’t been out except to walk the dog and run essential errands. All my communications, except with Julie, are online. I’m ok with that.
ME (after the rona): Same, but now I’m going nuts with claustrophobia.
From the comments: She is holding the floppy in the one spot you’re not supposed to touch it. via
If you’re going to fake paying attention with Zoom backgrounds, make it a looping video
Use a looping video of yourself paying attention as a background for video conferences. Then you can just go sit in the other room, drink beer and check blogs and stuff.
I saw this hopeful sign while walking the dog. 📷 🎉
I just ordered clippers for a home haircut. I am prepared for the apocalypse.
