I do not often work in Microsoft Word, and when I do, I remember why.

WORD: “You’ve been writing this document in a 12-point font. 10-point font from now on!”
ME: “Why are you doing this?”
WORD: “I was bored.”

We saw a trailer for “Evil” last night and liked it enough to add it to the to-watch list. “Team investigating paranormal shit” is a good formula.

We like our current vet but they do not take appointments. I got up early on two Saturdays in a row and found they already had a 3+ hour wait. This does not bode well for our long-term relationship.

Grantchester returns June 16. By extraordinary coincidence, I bet the new vicar solves murders too. pbs.org

The House Oversight Committee erupted into a pissing contest after Marjorie Taylor-Greene made a wisecrack about Rep. Jasmine Crockett eyelashes. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was in the middle of it. [abcnews.go.com] — Coming soon to cable: Real Housewives of the House of Representatives.