Minnie is on medication now and I’m getting good at giving it to her without it being too stressful.

Not stressful for me. It was never stressful for her. She finds receiving the liquid annoying but she likes the tasty pill pocket and doesn’t notice its cargo.

JOB INTERVIEWER: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
ME: “Living in an Airstream in a meadow and reading mystery novels to my sheep.”

This morning I mistakenly ate my oatmeal with the dog-food-spoon, which the dog had thoroughly licked. How is your weekend going?

Establishment Democrats are promising “war” on incoming progressives and Democratic socialists.

When they said “vote blue no matter who,” they were lying. So-called centrist Democrats are more loyal to the establishment than they are to their constituents.

These establishment sellouts are willing to work with the Grandpa Puddingbrains and his fascist supporters to protect their oligarch masters.

If there’s an afterlife, FDR is appalled.

Caling jailbreaking “theft' is a neat bit of PR. “Theft” is morally wrong, whereas jailbreaking is at worst a technical violation of the law, like failing to put two dollars into the parking meter.

No, jailbreaking your phone isn’t theft. Apple founders Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak financed their first product launch by selling “Blue Boxes” (devices that let you make free long distance calls by cheating the phone company) door to door in the UC Berkeley dorms," meaning Apple — which now advocates criminalizing jailbreaking — was “literally founded on theft," writes Cory Doctorow.

I like to see establishment Democrats running scared in New York. They call it “socialism” but it looks like “using tax dollars to fund services for citizens” — a political philosophy espoused by such flaming bolsheviks as Ben Franklin, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.