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Women won’t date men with cats. It’s science!

2026-05-22


“We found a baby on the subway — now he’s our 26-year-old son.”

2026-05-22


Gentleman unintentionally crashes a beach fashion show and usurps the spot of lead model. “I wouldn’t have had double dessert the night before — or the lunch before that — if I was going to be baring my belly to the world,” he said.

The lead photo on this article isn’t the show-crasher — it’s a model. Bad choice, NYTimes.

2026-05-22


The Iran war draws to a close with the US weakened, Iran much stronger, and Israel screwed. Iran, rather than the US, will be the leading power in the region and a bi-partisan anti-Israel consensus is growing and hardening in the US, among both Republicans and Democrats.

2026-05-22


Heather Cox Richardson. ”Congress left for the holiday weekend a day early today after a number of Republican members of Congress appear to have mutinied against President Donald J. Trump and his loyalists.” Mitch McConnell: “So the nation’s top law enforcement official is asking for a slush fund to pay people who assault cops? Utterly stupid, morally wrong—Take your pick.”

2026-05-22


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2026-05-22


Lucy, Little Lucie, and Desi Jr www.tumblr.com/retropopc…

2026-05-22