While we’re freaking out about the possibility of Chelsea Clinton running for office, can we spare a thought for the actual dynasty of thieves currently occupying the White House?

If I’m going to snack on beef jerky before a meeting, I ought to include breath mints in my travel gear. My breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

In my more pessimistic moments I believe both the Democrats and Republicans are farmers.

The American people are their livestock.

The Democrats want to run a nice, organic, free range farm where the critters are happy and healthy. The Republicans want to run a cruel factory farm where the animals are penned in their own filth.

Given the choice between the two, any sane animal would vote for the Democrats … while wishing for another alternative. Because the animals on both farms go to the same slaughterhouse.