While we’re freaking out about the possibility of Chelsea Clinton running for office, can we spare a thought for the actual dynasty of thieves currently occupying the White House?
Do you own a VR rig? How much time do you spend with it?
Always be extra-nice when ordering decaf at 9 at night.
If I’m going to snack on beef jerky before a meeting, I ought to include breath mints in my travel gear. My breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Five-year-old boy running back and forth at ferocious speed, shouting “WUH-WUH-WUH!” Part of me is annoyed. Part of me wants to join in.
One of the advantages of conference calls is no one can see you roll your eyes.
The American people are their livestock.
The Democrats want to run a nice, organic, free range farm where the critters are happy and healthy. The Republicans want to run a cruel factory farm where the animals are penned in their own filth.
Given the choice between the two, any sane animal would vote for the Democrats … while wishing for another alternative. Because the animals on both farms go to the same slaughterhouse.