Buy now if you think you might want a lot of mac and cheese in 2039. people.com
I absolutely did not expect the hat.
Woman fleeing kidnapper runs into karate studio. Kidnapper follows. It does not go well for him.
He did not graduate top of his class in kidnapper school. www.cnn.com
Tucker Carlson and Ann Coulter deliver scathing criticisms of American capitalism. Yes, Tucker Carlson and Ann Coulter
Last Wednesday, the conservative talk show host Tucker Carlson started a fire on the right after airing a prolonged monologue on his show that was, in essence, an indictment of American capitalism.
America’s “ruling class,” Carlson says, are the “mercenaries” behind the failures of the middle class — including sinking marriage rates — and “the ugliest parts of our financial system.” He went on: “Any economic system that weakens and destroys families is not worth having. A system like that is the enemy of a healthy society.”
[Jane Coaston] www.vox.com
I’m certainly surprised
Border guards probe ‘suspicious bulge’ in man’s trousers to find he’s packing fluffies
Singaporean border guards stop a man trying to smuggle kittens in his pants. And you thought your workweek was off to a good start. www.theregister.co.uk
Australian police respond to spider death threats
People near a Perth, Australia, home heard a man yelling “why don’t you die!” and a toddler screaming. Police were called, and found the yelling man trying to kill a spider. www.bbc.com
I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation
Head with protruding cigarettes
10 vintage ads that Tumblr’s idiotic new censorbot flagged as “adult content.”
Soul Plane actor sues airlines after his pinky gets stuck in an armrest hole [Mark Frauenfelder/Boing Boing]
KFC introduces a firelog that smells like greasy fried chicken [Rusty Blazenhoff/Boing Boing]
Parenting fail. I’m just going to keep watching this over and over the rest of the day
WTF?
Layered bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing
WTF?
Hey AFI, you’re kidding me, right?
Dances With Wolves is on the American Film Institute’s 100 Greatest American Movies of All Time. It beats City Lights, American Graffiti, Rocky, and The Deer Hunter.