Roses are red
Orchids are finer pic.twitter.com/ufMN1mKH4M
— Father Drinks McGee (@drinksmcgee) February 17, 2018
some financial tips:
-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 2, 2018
I dropped a bottle of cologne in the bathroom. Now my bathroom smells good and won't stop asking me how I'm doin'. 🙄
— Mr. Onederful® (@ericonederful) December 20, 2018
5: You forgot my night-light! It keeps monsters away.
Me: If a monster wants to get you, a 4 watt bulb won't stop him. Good night, Sweetie.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) September 20, 2016
In the shower you discover a dial on your neck. It's turned to 7; there's no indication of what it controls. You set it to 8 and get dressed
— mari tzwyd (@suntzufuntzu) September 14, 2016
I only want to hear your 2019 goals if they are realistic. Like, "I want to try to have pants on at least 33% of the time when I answer the door."
— Censored Girl (@Girl_Censored) January 2, 2019
FRIEND: Nice old house. Is it haunted?
FRIEND: Really? By who?
WIFE: [from kitchen] YOU LOADED THE DISHWASHER WRONG.
ME: The ghost of my mother.
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) March 7, 2018
my nephew is sick and we are raising $5000 so i can backpack across europe, too depressing to stay here next to this sick kid
— derek (@eedrk) June 2, 2017
In these early stories, Heinlein wrote about the future as if he’d been there. He wrote the most absurd things—the rolling roads of “The Roads Must Roll” and the mathematics of psychology in “Blowups Happen,” but he wrote them with a kind of authority and authenticity that made them seem real. It’s partly the way he drops the details in and writes about it as if it’s routine: “The rockets roared on time; Jake went back to sleep” (“Space Jockey”). Of course he did. Lazarus Long wears a kilt because there’s a fashion for wearing kilts—because that’s the kind of thing that happens. People say they live “in the Moon,” only a groundhog would say “on the Moon.” Of course they do, and of course people from Earth are groundhogs. There’s an inevitability to Heinlein’s futures, however inherently implausible they are, and however much the real future has overtaken them. It’s the inevitability of having people do the kind of things people do, and the kind of thing anyone would do, in the new circumstances. There was more to him than that, but this was Heinlein’s genius—making you read along, making up the world in your head, and saying “Of course.”
This is an actual tweet from my town’s parks department. I am not making this up.
I did not realize that this activity involved tournaments. I don’t even want to know how the winner is decided. Or what they get for a trophy.
Come out and play cornhole! We will be in the beer garden promoting the November 5th Cornhole Tournament…. https://t.co/A4LrHtIJW9
— La Mesa Parks (@LaMesaCaParks) September 27, 2016
“I was a refugee from the Turkish occupation of Cyprus,” says the guy who took the photo of the Skittles that Donald Trump Jr. used in his toxic tweet.
David Kittos, 48, from Guildford, UK, woke up to find an image he had posted to Flickr in January 2010 had become embroiled in a political controversy.
“This was not done with my permission, I don’t support his politics and I would never take his money to use it,” Mr Kittos told the BBC.
“In 1974, when I was six-years old, I was a refugee from the Turkish occupation of Cyprus so I would never approve the use of this image against refugees.”
Clinton has detailed positions on innovation, high-tech training, 5G, Internet of things, funding for broadband projects, public-private partnerships, digital literacy programs, and more.
Trump put out a tweet one time about net neutrality. He doesn’t like it.
Dave Winer wants Facebook to support the open Web.
He wants Facebook updates to support embedded links, titles, enclosures, and styling such as italics and boldface.
I 100% agree. And it applies to Google+ too.
I create and publish my blog with WordPress, and syndicate it as far and wide as I can using the NextScripts Social Networks Auto Poster plugin. On Tumblr, the posts show up in very close to native format. The three social networks that are the worst for preserving original content are the three I care about most: Facebook, Twitter, and Google+.
I’d settle for less than Dave. I’d be happy if Facebook and Google+ supported embedded links and blockquotes. And let me post using that formatting with a third-party app, like WordPress.
Twitter is a lost cause. It’s always going to have that 140-character limit. Twitter flirted with changing that, but changed its mind.
All I want to do is share my posts in ways so that people who want to see them can easily and conveniently do so. Why does it have to be so goddamn hard?
More from Dave:
Why Notes are not the answer. Very few people read Facebook notes, and there isn’t a standard API for writing to notes using an external program like WordPress or Dave’s own 1999.io.
“All silos are not equally silo-y”: Twitter is a silo, but you can link to a tweet from elsewhere and someone else can read it even if they aren’t logged in. On Facebook, that’s confusing and often not true.