From a Tumblr called Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions. Hilarious. yeahiwasintheshit.tumblr.com
The inventor of Pop Rocks:
Sugar isn't enough, it should also detonate.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 28, 2017
This American Life repeats its 1996 Christmas show, including Sedaris’s delightful “true account of two Christmas seasons he spent working as an elf at Macy’s department store in New York.”
Also: “David Rakoff tells about his experience playing Sigmund Freud in the window of upscale Barney’s department store in Manhattan. For Christmas.”
The boy should share his cigarettes with the chicken.
I only want to hear your 2019 goals if they are realistic. Like, "I want to try to have pants on at least 33% of the time when I answer the door."
— Censored Girl (@Girl_Censored) January 2, 2019
You have arrived at your destination. boingboing.net
Takes a while to reach the payoff, but worth the wait.
Genius. It has a diagram so it must be true. That’s how science works, right?