Tasteful suburban real estate listing has tasteful sex dungeon


It’s a beautiful house, suitable for a successful attorney or surgeon.

Follow the links to the original photos on BuzzFeed and you’ll see the rest of the house, other than the sex dungeon is elegant, opulent and comfortable. Beautiful TV room, billiards room, kitchen … and sex dungeon. Which is also beautiful, and the color and materials fit the theme of the rest of the house.

National emergency

If Trump can declare a national emergency to build a wall, that means any president can declare a national emergency any time he disagrees with Congress about anything. Gun ownership, healthcare, abortion, whatever.


Heavy rain, high winds and flash flood advisory. I’m thinking I can skip my usual 3+-mile walk today

On the other hand, struggling for your life in a torrential flood is excellent aerobic exercise.

Do you sleep long hours? Many experts say it’s benign, but others aren’t sure

“Long sleepers” routinely need 8-11 hours of sleep or more per night. It may or may not be bad for you.

I typically get 6-7 hours on weeknights, and sleep in 9-10 hours on weekends. I don’t like it.

I honestly don’t know how much sleep I actually need; I’m always tired weekday afternoons and evenings, and I curse sleeping too much on days off.

Because you are a reasonable person, you are thinking, “Why not go to bed earlier on weekdays?” I don’t seem to be able to.


The Streak

This novelty song by Ray Stevens was hugely popular when I was 12 years old. We went around imitating the accent. My brothers and I particularly enjoyed the song because our Mom’s name was “Ethel.”