Author Archives: Mitch

Trump Must Be a Russian Agent; the Alternative Is Too Awful

Either the president is compromised by the Russian government and has been working covertly to cooperate with Vladimir Putin after Russia helped win him the 2016 election—or Trump will go down in history as the world’s most famous “useful idiot,” as communists used to call those who could be co-opted to the cause without realizing it.

These alternatives are nearly certain at this point, and have been for some time. Trump is working closely with Moscow against American interests. He may be doing it willingly, but I think it’s far more likely at this point that he’s stupid enough to think he’s doing the right thing. I think he’s bought into the racist bullshit that America and Russia together are the last bulwark against PoCs and Jews who have already invaded Europe and are on the verge of conquering the US through the machinations of the media and Deep State.

Cohen Hired IT Firm to Rig Early CNBC, Drudge Polls to Favor Trump

Michael Cohen hired a small IT firm to rig early election polls to favor Trump. The guy showed up at Trump Tower in person to collect the $50,000 he was owed; Cohen gave him a blue Walmart bag containing $12,000-$13,000 in cash and a boxing glove Cohen said had been worn by a Brazilian mixed martial arts fighter. Cohen later wrote a handwritten note to the Trump organization billing them for the full $50,000.

Cohen also asked the IT guy, John Gauger to create a Twitter account called @WomenForCohen, describing Cohen as a “sex symbol.”

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GOP Dismisses Suggestion That State Of Union Be Postponed

Nancy Pelosi said the government shutdown is straining the Secret Service and Homeland Security, who may not be able to provide adequate security for the State of the Union, and that it should be postponed or delivered in writing. The House is delivering crayons and construction paper to the White House in case the First Toddler goes for the writing option.