Mona Lisa Vito

“Cause Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ’55, the 327 didn’t come out till ’62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till ’64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.”


Our plane is a Boeing 737 Max and the pilot smells like peppermint schnapps. That’s not bad, right?

Something made a crunching sound when I was pushing down my suitcase to get it shut. That’s not bad, right?