Our kitchen sink drain was running slow and backing up slightly over the last couple of days so Julie called in plumbers and now they’re taking apart the house and draining our bank account.
I feared I might not be able to make coffee this morning and if that was the case our plan was to collect the animals, burn down the house and move. However, this dire exigency was not required.
My goal for this week is to have one day where nobody is projectile vomiting, has diarrhea so bad that we contemplate going to the emergency room, and we don’t have skilled workers tearing apart our house and finances. It’s a low bar but I question whether we can clear it.