Mitch

November 1, 2016

Things I thought about saying to the doctor during my sigmoidoscopy, but didn’t:

“If you can find my car keys, we can drive out.”

When he seemed to be done but then he turned the scope around for another look: “You know you don’t get frequent flyer miles for this, right?”

In other news: My colon was clean of irregularities. You might say it passed.