Mitch

October 27, 2016

I have a new email filter. If the email contains any of these phrases:
– “circling back”
– “touching base”
– “checking in”
– “I look forward to your thoughts”

then delete the message and leave a flaming bag of dog poop on the front porch of the sender.

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