This is an actual tweet from my town’s parks department. I am not making this up.
I did not realize that this activity involved tournaments. I don’t even want to know how the winner is decided. Or what they get for a trophy.
Come out and play cornhole! We will be in the beer garden promoting the November 5th Cornhole Tournament…. https://t.co/A4LrHtIJW9
— La Mesa Parks (@LaMesaCaParks) September 27, 2016